Our Darling Clementine is from back east.
“What cowboys say makes no sense to me. Whatever do they mean?”
The latest "Cowboy Lingo" from Clementine. To win, please provide Clementine with meanings for all of the following cowboy lingo phrases:
"He throws too much dust."
"He knows how to die standin’ up."
"He et gravel without stoopin’. "
"He’s paperbacked and full of butter."
"He can make the calico crack."
"He couldn’t hit the ground with his hat in three tries."
"He couldn’t hit a bull’s ass with a banjo."
Send your answers to Clementine at
She’ll print the best answers and choose a winner. The winner will receive a prize such as a local merchant coupon or music CD.
Clementine will give you more phrases that puzzle her.
She’d love to learn more cowboy slang, so send her some phrases you’ve picked up...
“Where The Wild West Lives.”